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Amber Rose Turn Down For What?

well you know amber rose was waiting for this.
you know how she feels about tyga.
i didn’t see this on her twitter timeline,
but allegedly she went in on tyga earlier…
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Tyga “Allegedly” Could Have Picked A Better Transexual

can we talk about this scandal?
tyga is just fuckin’ all the way up,
ain’t he?

first: he is playing alleged “rock a bye baby” with kylie jenner.
second: he thought he was beyonce to release a secret album
third: he dyed his hair red to match those big red ass lips
lastly: he gets allegedly outed by a transexual today

like…
“L”s for breakfast,
lunch,
dinner,
and a midnight snack.
so this is what b scott got in an email to pop this scandal right off…

You Can’t Do What Beyonce Can Do

i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was sitting in my crib,
late at night,
and twitter suddenly went on fire.

“BEYONCE HAS A NEW FUCKIN’ ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!!”

i was like:

“…huh?”

i like to think i’m a foxy entertainment connoisseur.
i’m usually in the loop with artists i give a fuck about.
my foxy senses had no prior alert of a beyonce album.
well sho nuff…
b released an album and went on to sell over a million copies.
tyga…

…tried the same formula and only sold 2,200.
even with a tweet from his under aged friend,
kylie jenner,
the “gold album” still went triple ply wood.
even with production from another honorary kardashian,
kanye west,
the “gold album” still went platinum gum wrapper.
well this was his explanation for the low sales on twitter…
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The Tyga Lickin’ My Kitty Kat?

well its safe to say that brody jenner doesn’t approve.
hell.
maybe he does.
so what he does/doesn’t approve of?
his under-aged sister kylie and her alleged relations with a grown ass tyga.
how do we know?
he posted a very strange picture on his instagram that had the forests talking…
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Chris Brown Thinks His Stans Are D*ckheads?

so as you know,
chris brown has a temper.
well one of his super duper stans felt that temper today.
chrianna_x from instagram being the stan in question.
so this is the exchange between the both of them…
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Bound and Gagged

when you decide to mess with a baller wolf,
he will have you bound and gagged.
well not in the fun way.
in the “sign this nda” kind of way.
i figure that’s what happening to amber rose.
when kanye said the following in his “breakfast club” interview ( @ 20:22 ):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zlSygPQJ88

(sidebar: he is a real asshole)
(sidebar two: he is fighting for kim’s shape to be the standard?
didn’t she buy her shape? @17:01)
…amber could have really let it out.
i mean fuck his whole shit up.
this is what she responded via twitter to his shenanigans…
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