Chris Brown’s Pipe Is One of The Reasons He So Skinty

Screen Shot 2016-01-17 at 7.26.08 PMoooooooh no.
well i do like chris brown with weight on him.
i think we all do.
i mean that ” x 2009-2010” look.
that is when he is was his most handsome-est.
anything after that was,
well,
no.
he explained in a recent ig comment what his weight loss regiment is.
this is a chris brown official statement
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He Looks Like He Don’t Play About His Wolf

angry-fox_620_2151231ahe looks feisty.
i could take him.
i think.
look a fox will fight tooth and nail over his wolf.
a wolf that is probably giving him the pipe right.
sadly i never meet a single wolf.

i always meet a taken wolf,
since i have “WHORE” written on my forehead…

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Don’t You Just Love A (Good) Knockoff?

tylepli saw him again today.
this morning.
i was late for work and had to get on the last train car.
i actually need to be in the front.
well there he was.
standing there looking all serious ‘n’ shit.
the “tyler lepey” knockoff i want…
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The Most Action I Had In Months

tumblr_n36gzp74a51tucbz9o2_500i hate rush hour.
coming home for me is like being squeezed into a sardine can.
all that pushing and shoving just to get on the train…
ugh.
its like a fight to see who can get and stay on.
people don’t even give a fuck either.
they will squeeze themselves in a tight spot just to get in.
well tonight,
this someone squeezed himself in my tight spot and…
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High Alert on the Hyena Front

hyenawallits crazy,
but these hyenas make me nervous.
why do you ask?
well i’ll tell you…
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Eye To Eye (The Kiddies)

tumblr_static_blue_hipster_triangle_doller_eyethis morning,
i was severely eye fucked until i couldn’t be eye fucked anymore.

i was eye fucked so hard,
i needed a cigarette afterward…
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