when i first sent the clip for the trailer for “this is me now” for jlo new album,
without knowing what was going on,
i thought it was she joining the marvel universe.
she didn’t skimp on the visuals at all…

you gotta give to these vixens of rhoa.
real housewives of atlanta for those who are confused.

They took this show into 15 seasons.

…and they still continue to show up and bring drama.
so the new trailer dropped and of course,
they are fighting like hens.
ummmmmmmm…

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foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3…

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one of my favorite characters in winnie the pooh’s universe is eeyore.
i felt so seen as a kid with that depressed donkey.

tigger,
who was the lit friend,
always felt too “on” for me.
he is the type that would have the best weed and would be down to fight.
as an adult,
i really fuck with the friendship and loyalty winnie and piglet both have.
these days instead of having an adventure in the 100 acre wood,
those two are now villainous murderers out for revenge…

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when black panther came out in 2018,
they said the sequel would come out in 2022.
i was like DAMN THATS A LONG ASS TIME…

…well,
here we are.

it’s 2022 and the sequel to black panther is coming out.
black panther: wakanda forever.
we lost chadwick boseman,
who starred as black panther,
back in 2020.
the talk was why would they make this without him?
who is gonna be the next black panther?
how is this even gonna go?
they released the trailer tonight and…

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i can name about 7 people who pressured me to watch game of thrones.
i didn’t “do”  medieval shit because i always thought it was boring.
i ended up watching every season to catch up before the last season.
i had 7 seasons to swallow whole.
welp!

Game of Thrones took over my life.

…and then they ended up ruining my life with that last season.
from the iconic ( x starbucks cup ) to the terrible pacing/writing,
we don’t acknowledge that shit show.

the prequel,
house of the dragon,
is coming out next month.
this one revolves around the targaryens,
which are daenary’s ancestors.
  judging from this trailer…

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