no homo.
pause.
“i ain’t gay but…”
all the things the straight wolves say as disclaimers for their sexualities.
since i’m gay,
and i know plenty of straight wolves,
i’m caught saying those phrases to make sure they’re not offended.

“nah,
it’s okay.
you don’t have to say that with me” – they say.

…that is “until”.
well i saw a video today where a snow wolf had a heavy temper tantrum.
chairman of the pa. house state government committee,
rep. daryl metcalfe,
had an outburst because democratic chairman,
matt bradford,
touched him.
this is what happened…
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the delusions.
well besides being shifty,
but the delusions.
so it has happened ya’ll!
i know you all were praying for this hyena,
but andrew caldwell has touched a wimmenz.
that’s right.
this is what he uploaded on his fb to tell us…
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