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Font Shit; Get Hit (Yusaf Mack)

well yusaf mack is back on the attack!
literally.
ya know,
online hyenas are funny.
they will font keystrokes of of shit,
but when you see them in public,
there is nothing to be said.
crickets.
tumbleweeds.
casper.
there was a hyena who has been harassing yusaf online.
i guess he thought because yusaf is gay,
he was some sort of pussy.
well yusaf saw him in the barber shop and all hell broke loose.
a vix-bi sent me the story via tmz sports
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Odell Beckham JR Is In The Early Stages of Getting Reupholstered Coochie

Screen Shot 2015-09-08 at 10.13.00 PMMOM!
COME GET YOUR BALLER CUB!
now i know odell beckham jr is the new “hotness” in these forests.
everyone wants to be him
…as i’m sure “do” him.
i should know.
this fox is standing in line.
*cough*
well it seems odell has found lust love in a hopeless place.
according to tmz sports,
odell is in the “early stages” of dating
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Serena William’s Booty Landed Her A Papi

tumblr_nrfu7cOrdC1s5yq4jo4_540serena williams is body goals.
what i would do with all that tail.
the possibilities are endless.
then again…
i’d have a hard time finding jeans.
ya know what?
i’ll pass…
well guess who is trying to get in all that booty?
well serena was caught making out with none other than…
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He Came Over and a Serious Beatin’ Went Down

30_kassim_lgbelieve me,
that was the best picture i could find.
so that’s kassim ouma,
a former boxer wolf who got too many hits to the head.
he gave someone a 2 piece because he was flirting with him.
it wasn’t the “flirting” part that caught my attention,
but moreso how it went down prior
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