so remember when i said:

“no more caring?”

well,
who knew God would answer that so fast?
sheesh…
Continue reading “I Care (How Fucked Up Everything is Right Now)” →

so as i was at the laundry today,
i decided to call the doctor to find out my results.
he told me to call today and he would tell me over the phone.
i won’t lie…
i was nervous as hell.
what if this doctor told me something to destroy my life?
how will i handle it?
well i asked mi to be with me as i got the results…
Continue reading “And The Results Are…” →

step right up!
step right up!
hurry hurry hurry!
no buddy.
not you!
this is only for the unhappy gays.
that’s right.
the homosexuallllllssss.
for a limited time now,
this “whozawhazitortheotha” will cure you of your gayness.
you heard me.
it will wipe the gay right out of you.
just wipe your mental hard drive clean!
an f-bi directed me to this daily mail article and well…
Continue reading “I Threw Up, Pooped My Pants, and Now I’m Straight Again (Yay!)” →