there are some people we should already know better.
it’s not like they don’t show us who they are.
we just choose not to believe it “until“.

Until… they show their ignorance
Until… they show how uneducated they are
Until… they let their ghetto behavior run wild

rapping she-jackal,
sexyy red,
has been shown us she is that one.
she let us know she is a stan of trump too…

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one thing i notice about celebrities is how they treat people.
even if they’re having a bad day,
they still make time to make someone’s day.
beyonce said one time that her uncle died,
but she didn’t turn down a few fans who wanted a picture.
i had a lot of respect for her by that alone.
this is why she is beyonce and the rest are…
well…
them.
realistically…

Fans and stans pay these folk’s bills.

if someone isn’t being an asshole,
they should always show love back.
a fan wanted a picture with boxing jackal,
 floyd mayweather,
recently and he curbed him.
why?
it was because of his nails…

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can i font that even tho h.p. lovecraft was an alleged racist,
i’m happily fed that black folks are commanding his work.
we LOVE to see it.
i knew when jordan peele got involved with “lovecraft country” on hbo…

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i know that my man and i won’t always see eye to eye on music artists.
i might like someone he despises and vice versa.
he is gonna hate that i listen to taylor swift sometimes.
this is when we will have passionate debates about music,
which will follow up with a night of passionate love making.
aaaahhh.
#relationshipgoals
wolves who disagree with me in debate mode is such a turn me on.
imagine one of the reasons for a divorce is over nicki minaj and cardi b tho?
well don’te and d’andrew leaphart are.
donte is #teamcardi and d’andrew is #teamnicki.
they were featured on a recent episode of “divorce court” and well…

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ironically,
one of the “real housewives” came into my job the other day.
a snow bunny.
she dead ass was looking at me like i was gonna react.
fawn over her and go crazy.
i’m glad she learned i’m not phased.
well,
for her.
honestly,
i didn’t know who she was,
but my co worker did and she nearly fainted.
i had to get a whole google search and some cliff notes.
well,
this is what happened when someone met one of the “rhoa”…
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in the song “stan” by eminem,
he points out the dangers of being obsessed with celebrities.

in 2017,
stan culture is prevalent than ever.
even ig attentionistos/nistas with no talent have stans.
confused,
to say the least.
well a stan of nicki minaj got unfollowed today.
a “barb” is what you call them.
they did the ultimate ” no-no”.
this is what they did via entertainment for breakfast…
Continue reading “It Might Feel Like Food Poisoning To Be A Stan and Get Unfollowed” →