We as Foxes are DOOMED.
DOOMED I TELL YA!

Well, not really.
I just had to be a bit dramatic.

Time and time again, I get countless emails from Foxes about crushes on Straight Wolves.
I have literally read them all:

“He walked into my classroom and he was perfect. He sat next to me and I helped him with his homework…”
“He works in my office and he gives me signs but I can’t tell if he is feeling me…”
“He is friends with my Vixen friend and I think he wants me, but I’m not too sure…”

…and then when the Wolf says these 2 words in a sentence:

MY GIRL…

We are CRUSHED.

Foxes all across the nation obsessing over a Wolf that is, and will never be, attainable.
They come into our lives like thieves and steal our hearts.
We obsess over them and end up falling face first into a bottomless pit.
Checking Twitters, Facebooks, and credit scores for clues that maybe,
for once, we may be right.
Or, even just to read their walls and status messages (stalker alert)  so we can feel closer to them…

What are we really looking for and really, isn’t it kinda pointless?…

Continue reading “So You Fell For Another Straight Wolf Again Huh?” →

R E J E C T E D.

Yup.
I know you must be wondering why I am posting a blog at damn near 5am in the morning.
No, I am not drunk or high.
I am not crying in my hands listening to Mary J Blige.
Well I should be…

Tonight a Fox got rejected by a football player…
… and I am kinda tite/not really/maybe I will be later…

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NOOOOOOO.

So picture this…
You been crushing on a Wolf/Fox for a while.
He been throwing you hints like things are looking up and he wants YOU.
You thinking to yourself, “I got this mofo where I want him…“

…. and then,
being Secret Squirrel,
you find out he either has a girlfriend, girlfriends, or wife.

That’s just not mellow.

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Chris.

Baby.
I’m rooting for you.
I am.
But throwing a chair through a glass window at GMA???
Have you lost your ever loving blonde mind?
Alleged or not, I need to work some magic on your career.
Let’s have a quick pow wow in the Foxhole. …

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