it seems like everyone is getting laid off this year.
being the “it” nfl baller wolf is very temporary.
you can be here today and gone the next.
well foxhole fav,
victor cruz,
has been released by the giants.
this is what espn had to say about it…
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well besides the typical…
but i have been noticing something during all the games…

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…my Spanish is a little rusty,
but you get my drift. 

Especially if he is infront of me looking like this.

Lord forgive me because I think unclean thoughts….
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So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

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Don’t get put in a chokehold Shanti.
You know this one here is taken…

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I just hope everyone knows that I had the Foxes on his “bicho empanada” FIRST.
The Fox put claims on that in October.
So all these thirsty new hoes need to skedaddle.

The muthafucka had to salsa on a football field for people to take notice?

He got white Vixens signing up for salsa lessons all through the city.
Next thing you know they are going to be learning how to cook Arroz con pollo!

ANYWAY…

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