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If It’s Broke, Well Then Cum Fix It (Season Finale)

“blarggggg ughhh mmmm!.”

wtf?
is this bitch that drunk?…
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If It’s Broke, Well Then Cum Fix It

“whaddup?”

his deep voice blared through my iPhone speaker.

“i’m in trouble.” i said, trying not to sound overly dramatic.

i tend to do that.

“yo whats wrong?
you okay?
who fuckin’ with you?”
you need to come over to your crib?”

god.
i loved when he talked to me like that.
ready to fuck someone up for me on command.
no.
this time this is my fault and i needed his help…

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… And Another Baller Wolf Career Bites The Dust For Tryna’ Kill Someone.

…this time,
he WAS just a simple rookie for the cleveland browns.
they dropped his ass with the quickness.
ausar walcott,
lemme see what you are charged with…

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Did Ya’ll See David Wilson Show His Premium Ass?

did you see the giants embarrass the saints yesterday?
52-27.
goodness.
i know the saints didn’t predict that ass whoopin’ when they walked on that field.

yesterday was david wilson day…

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I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.

I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

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Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.