karaoke has been missing since 2 months ago.
she just vanished,
something in my spirit told me to leave her be.
we didn’t have an argument or anything,
but we were supposed to record a podcast and she never responded.
yesterday,
she finally hit me up and admitted to me…
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…ed?
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.
if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
legs,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
yup.
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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the white folks are about to flip.
you know they don’t play when it comes to their animals.
i didn’t expect the rona to make a stop at the bronx zoo but…

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the rona is hittin’ close to home.
two ex-coworkers lost their relatives to it,
fancy’s aunt is a nurse who got it,
and now someone on my end has it…

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is it me:

Or has social media really shown how evil some folks can be?

like,
i keep saying we have some real life villains out here.
from this asian she-jackal buying up all the masks in florida:

A Chinese woman proudly filmed herself buying huge amount of facemasks from multiple US supermarkets and loaded the masks onto her pickup truck.

“It feels so awesome to buy all the masks! I didn’t leave a single mask for the Americans!”#WuhanCoronaviruspic.twitter.com/BURhAl7hdj

— W. B. Yeats (@WBYeats1865) March 31, 2020

and then this m’fin asshole…

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the rona is trying taking everyone out.
even though we are currently in isolation,
some folks have realized they caught it.
prince charles just got it and:

I tested positive for COVID19. I believe I got it while on a trip to NYC at the beginning of the month for the Brooklyn Nets Pride night game. I had my first symptoms on Wed Mar 11. Terrible headache. A few days later I had a fever and then the cough.

— Jason Collins (@jasoncollins98) March 24, 2020

a few baller wolves have gotten it.
 someone special to karl anthony towns,
who plays for the timberwolves,
is in a coma due to the rona.
this is what he put up on his ig…

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