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It’s Safe To Say That Frank Ocean Won’t Be At The Grammys Tonight?

with the way he is carrying on…
so frank ocean is mad.
why?
 ken ehrlich,
who is the grammys producer and the show writer,
david wild.
well ken,
don’t know how david got involved,
criticized his performance in 2013 with a quote in rolling stone.
this is what ken said:

“We executed his vision knowing that it was faulty,” Ehrlich said of Ocean’s 2013 showing. “And we tried to tell him that, we tried to tell his management that, we tried to tell the record label that. So, his feelings about the Grammys right now, I would imagine, probably go back to that in one way. But honestly, it wasn’t us.”

classy response?
well frank took to his tumblr in a “kanye west” type rant.
this is what he fonted
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Kevin Hart Better Not Find His Cubs On Jack’d When They Get Older

Screen Shot 2015-08-03 at 6.51.55 PMkevin hart is an interesting little wolf.
am i the only one who can only take him in small doses?
no pun intended.
so every parent has a fear for their cubs.
it seems one of the biggest fears for black male dads is…

“MY SON BEING GAY”

*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn*
i know.
haunting.
well kevin hart has a fear of his two male cubs turning gay.
this is how this all started.
so when he did the 2010 comedy tour for “seriously funny”,
he said…

One of my biggest fears is my son growing up and being gay. That’s a fear. Keep in mind, I’m not homophobic. . . . Be happy. Do what you want to do. But me, as a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will.

how do you prevent your son from being gay?
anyway you know he had to explain more in depth right?
well this is what he said in the new rolling stone magazine
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Miley Cyrus Decides To Do Her Best Macklemore Impression

4jH0KCLMiley admits that before the telecast, she was feeling a little nervous. But then she got a visit in her dressing room that made her feel better. Kanye West had seen her rehearsals and wanted to talk to her before she went onstage. “He came in and goes, ‘There are not a lot of artists I believe in more than you right now,'” she recalls. “The whole room went quiet. I was like, ‘Yo – can you say that again?!'” She laughs. “I just kept repeating that over and over in my mind, and it made me not nervous.”

After the show, Miley and Kanye met up at a Manhattan recording studio to work on a remix for his song “Black Skinhead.” The next day he sent a text: “He said, ‘I still can’t quit thinking about your performance,'” Miley says. She also happened to mention that a pair of fur Céline slippers she’d bought were falling apart, and Kanye bought her five more pairs. “Kanye is the shit,” she says. “I kind of have a good relationship with him now. It’s good to have someone you can call and be like, ‘Yo, do you think I should wear this?’ ‘Do you think I should go in the studio with this guy?’ ‘Do you think this is cool?’ That’s what homies are supposed to do.”

rikatygangamsit down kanye.
sit down and shut up.
thanks.

lowkey: why are these blacks kissin this chick’s ass?
they trying to get her fan base sales or something?
you barely see them promoting their own kind like they do her.
i did like what solange said earlier:

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full article: rolling stone

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So… He Doesn’t Like The Feel of Condoms Apparently?

tumblr_m0w6h8j1JZ1qzddo2o1_500dwight howard likes to fuck.
what?
i’m being honest.
well he welcomes his 7th (or so) random baby with girlfriend christine vest.
royce from bbw broke the news since she didn’t know.
urbanbelle is about to fill you in…

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Your 38th Thought… (38)

who approved this cover?
no seriously

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