clean him up,
take his shirt off,
put him in some work out gear,
and throw a filter on him…
 he is someone most of the foxhole would fuck off a hook up site.
folks can deny it all they want,
but being horny can cloud your judgment while hunting for sex.
more and more,
these apps are showing us that trash has taken over.
^that is anthony shelton above and he’s a full fledged hyena.
why?
he ran with his pack and robbed/assaulted a number of gays off “grindr”.
a foxholer sent me the story via “star-telegraph”…
Continue reading “When Looking For Sex Gets You Screwed (And Not With A Happy Ending)” →

our poor safaree.
yes,
we care about safaree now especially after *ahem* “curve gate”.
you know what i’m talmbout.
so safaree didn’t have a good night.
he tweeted this last night:

…which lead to the obvious questions.
 jerry demarco from the “fort lee daily voice” had an entire write up about what went down…
Continue reading “(Damn) Pineapples Wanna Stick Safaree For His Paper” →

so it was true.
markeith rivers was shot an robbed by a dl wolf.
God loves children and fools so he survived.
one of the f-bi alerted me with an update today.
this is what markeith posted on his facebook…
Continue reading “Markeith Rivers Makes His Return From In His Lair” →

so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris
9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…
Continue reading “The Great Kardashian Jewelry Heist: Season 10; Episode One” →

nothing better than a surprise.
whether it’s a package,
a promotion,
or a sexy wolf behind a jack’d profile.
nothing beats a surprise.
these robber jackals were in for a good surprise as well.
they ordered a pizza in hopes of robbing who was delivering the pizza.
what they got was even better.
an f-bi sent me this story via the washington post…
Continue reading “When You Try To Rob Luke Cage (and a Ton of Surprises Unfold)” →

just when i was about to join a site like “match.com”,
a f-bi sends me this.
it just ain’t safe in these dating forests.
you can’t even get fucked without some shit.
so our latest victim comes from “plentyoffish”.
he was looking for a little romance and this happened…
Continue reading “Plenty of Robbery and Murder Charges” →