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Is This The End of The Rhodes?

(there are so many things you can do with his last name.
i was all clever and stuff…)

this week with kerry rhodes has been an interesting one on the internet.
i also got some pictures and a story about him last night in email.
i didn’t want to post because these hungry gossip hippos need no more treats.
i kept asking myself who is doing this baller wolf’s pr?
seeing as how he isn’t on a team now,
i pretty much assumed he was.
he should hire me but that’s another story.
this entry is for kerry,
the other baller wolves,
soon to be baller wolves,
kinda trying to be baller wolves,
and not a baller wolf but i will read it….

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You Can Lead A Girl To A Pussy, But He Will Alway Have A Penis.

“hey girl what you doing today?”
“nothing biiiiiiitch, i’m bout to go to the gym.”
“yyaasssss you muscular ass queen bitch fuck it up!!!”

i was never one to greet men,
no matter how feminine,
in this lifestyle as “girl“.
i don’t even address real life females like that.
i never greeted straight wolves like “son” or “dawg” either.
i was never into calling people pet names like that.
nick names is different.
i’ll use it to try to remember you by something that stands out.
it’s my personal way of letting you know that i like you.
in this lifestyle,
i notice almost everyone is a “girl” or a “bitch”.
on rare occasions,
they are “fags”.
is that the greeting or a friend or an enemy?
i’m usually lost.
weirdly enough,
i usually associate those names with the negatives.
the extra.
the redundant.
i often wondered if i was wrong for never embracing that?
never calling a grown ass man my “girl”?
i had to ask…

Is “HEY GIRL” the new “WASSUP SON”?

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The Pope and His ArchBishop: 2013 Bonnie and Clyde?

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how many people knew this?
i am in complete shock.
then again i shouldn’t be because:
priest + gay = duh.

allegedly the snow something on his left is the pope’s boyfriend.
who would have known?
i never kept up with them anyway,
but this is what everyone is talking about….

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You Are Cordially Invited As “The Accessory” At The “Bring Your Best Gay” Party.

gay men will always be used as a vixen’s life support.

she befriends him and realizes he is everything she would want in a “friend”.
he is almost like secret deodorant.
“strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
because of this,
she depends on him for everything.
she knows that she can’t trust another hoe with her business.
why not trust my hairdresser/stylist/man problem solver?

i was on tumblr yesterday.
reblogging and looking at the people i follow,
when i saw a headline that made me do the “screw face”..
“BRING YOUR BEST GAY PARTY”

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You Paid 700 Dollars To Sit In VIP With SongzBird? What In The World…?

i imagine this was the look on his face before he threw the money at that girl.
it looks like she has given her statement…
…and she ain’t no “skrippa“…

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