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i’m starting to think “whoop yo ass” by dl males is some kind of code in the beginning.
foxes,
you know once he gets you…

He definitely puts down a whoopin’ on yo ass

…and it ain’t with his paws either.
it never fails that some male who secretly gets down is plotting on being alone with you.
they stay trying to fight you and it in the process.
it might take months or even years,
but dl males be acting like sharks out here.
like blood,
they can smell your gayness a mile away.
this sims movie did a good job with the initial dl hook up between rashad and jordan.
it’s called “the visitor” and it’s on pornhub…

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 i got a depressing pornhub comment:

“UGH!”

this is the most depressing news i’ve heaaaaaaard in a while.
the foxholers have been alerting me about these recent changes on the platform.
ya’ll…

Pornhub is over.

why?…

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the mystery is always sexy when we are attracted to someone.
even if they are lame af,
it’s a mystery that turns a 4 into a 9 really fast.
our imaginations are what put them up on pedestals.
we daydream about dating them because we think they’ll be amazing.
we fantasize how good they’ll be in bed and how they’ll make us cum every time.
i think that’s the reason why onlyfans is a successful platform.
let’s imagine if onlyfans and pornhub were actual people…

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so when i’m trying to get off to porn,
ya know for research purposes,
it’s all about the stroke that really sets me off.
i hate when you’re fine and can’t fuck your way out a paper bag.
during my years of investigative researching,
i stumbled upon “fella the turn up monster” on pornhub.
he is a rapping wolf and porn star on the side.
he’s my secret dusty ratchet with the stroke of genius.
he knows how to fuck.
he stays smashing these horz into “forgetting their own name“.
i remember at one point,
he had a ankle monitor on in one of his sexcapades.
now that it’s off,
he has been doing alot of his fuckin’ outdoors.
well he has found himself in some recent drama in a local gas station.
“mikesouth” has the story…

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so i’ve been noticing something lately.
it’s kind of “ew”,
but maybe it’s just me.
i don’t know.
so i go on “pornhub” when i need to release some tension.
i’ll browse until i find a scene that fits my fancy.
one day,
i literally got off to anime straight porn.
whole nother story.
#dontjudgeme
anyway,
this is what i’ve been noticing…

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i hate when “the fantasy wolf” makes my lust goes to 20%.
don’t you hate that?
when you think someone is sexy af,
but they do/say/touch something and you’re like:

yeah,
me too.
so i put up ^that picture of lamonte on my ig.
he ‘s one half of the “sip ‘n’ paint” naked twosome for “exotic panting”.

he’s also a amateur sexin’ icon from pornhub and tumblr.
well a foxholer sent me a post that “the luckey star” put up recently.
i think my desire is going on strike…
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