Jayceon Taylor Pipe Ain’t Confidential (No Mo)

Screen Shot 2015-10-29 at 11.28.32 PMokay the clarity of ^that picture is amazing.
you know i love me some jayceon taylor aka the game.
clearly he wants me to have some sweet dreams tonight.
well i shall with ^that close to midnight snack!
his pipe looks a little…
awkward
around the head area.
just an observation.

the hashtags tho…
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f0xmail: My Pipe Doesn’t Work Anymore. Help!

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FOXMAIL

For about almost two years now I have been dealing with an issue that I finally got the courage to write to you about. I am 26 years old and I have absolutely no sex drive, yep my libido is down the toilet. To give you a little background info I have year around allergies that have been really bad the last couple years to the point that I had to start allergy shots weekly, and take claritin and sudafed decongestant everyday just to be able to function. I know sudafed d can lower your libido but I have to take it. My sex drive has been diminishing the last couple years but now my penis doesn’t even really get hard anymore, whenever I get an erection now my penis gets hard for less than a minute and goes right back limp. This is TMI but whenever I fap my penis doesn’t even get fully erect and when it is time to release my semen volume is low and watery. I go through periods of no fapping to see if that will help but it doesn’t, I even have taken maca root pills for a few months and they don’t work. I don’t what to talk to my doctor because I am so embarrassed. I know this fox mail was so TMI but I need help asap.

Any suggestions on how to get my sex drive back Jamari and the foxhole?

SN: please be serious it took a lot for me to write this.

MY ANSWER…

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Victor Cruz Gets Some Alleged Pipe Leakage?

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well god has blessed me
and i’m sure he has blessed you.
spanish papi and baller wolf of dreams,
victor cruz,
got some alleged pipe leakage for us.
its seems slapmyfatty is on a “role” these days.
get it?
okay corny joke i know.
well here is what he had to offer us.
allegedly...

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Keith Carlos: Model or Porn Star?

Screen Shot 2015-09-26 at 5.46.26 AMokay sooooo…
now you know i luh keith carlos.
i supported him heavy during his stint on “antm”.
i just saw some new pictures with him and…
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An Attentionisto Joins “Love and Hiphop: Hollywood”

love-and-hip-hop-hollywood-cast-720x347so ive completely stopped watching reality shows.
like my whole tv line up is pretty much legit acting.
well you can say the same about reality tv,
but…
yeah…
so i was thinking to myself one day last week:

“i wonder when they will add the male gay storyline to love and hiphop?”

i thought of a scenario in my head.
the “friend who is secretly attracted to him” saga many of us relate to.
something like my “work wolf” saga.
well i guess the universe answered my question this week.
there will be a gay story line and it will be featured on “love and hiphop: hollywood”.
it features a very popular attentionisto i’ve talked about…

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Lenny Kravitz Gets Some Leakage

Lenny-Kravitz-shared-close-upso lenny kravitz is next in line for some leakage.
yay?
so he was performing at a concert in stockholm monday night.
in popping a squat during a song,
his pants ripped and his pipe flew right out.
see.
this is what happens when you wear nut huggers.
well the f-bi sent me the picture and well…
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “CURIOUS STRAIGHTS ALLOWED”).
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