Slam Don’t

I cannot stand frontin ass fake lying niggas.
Hence the word “niggas” because that’s what niggas do.

I DESPISE someone who will fake the front for some Fox ass.
It really makes my skin crawl.

I’m being honest, so why can’t you?

Is  it so hard to meet a Wolf and him not try to lie to impress me?
Don’t lead me on and then I meet you an you look like a muthafuckin’ walrus.

Let me go in on this MORON I nearly met the other night…

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Picture This

So lemme guess Fox of mine….

You are sitting in front of your computer,
looking at the screen.
You filled out all the necessary info on this online dating site …

…. but now you are stuck as to what PICTURE you should put up.

Well have no fear,
Jamari Fox is here.

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“You Don’t Have To Lie Craig!”

Have you spoken to him?

What about them?

Well, I have and I learned two things talking to all of them:

I have excellent ass taste in men and, they were fucking liars.

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