paula deen made her appearance at the today show this morning.
everyone is talking.
are you eatin’ up what she is selling today?…

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since we have been roasting her a new one,
this video below had me crying…

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there is no doubt paula deen would have defenders.
i’m sure they’re all obese with diabetes like her hog ass.
well a black pastor offers his explanation to why she isn’t a racist…

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paula deen has lost some fans.
i was done with this cow when she said her family owned slaves.
said it like she was talking about the first nintendo.
i was also done with her when i went into the sto’
and she had a chapstick made of butter.
um……. what?
i was waiting for ya’ll to catch up.
i know her pr people are working overtime to clean up her recent issues.
is this why she pulled out from the today show?…

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imagine being in a car.
any car.
it’s yours and you are driving.
it’s a beautiful day.
sun is out.
windows down.
wind blowing in your face.
you are driving to your next destination.
the next pit stop.
it’s been a long journey,
but you have enough gas to last a while.
stop sign.
you follow the rules of the road.
as soon as you pull off to get to the next street,
a pick up truck slams the fuck into you.
you = car.
the pick up truck = life.
the outcome….

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disclaimer: not me.

you haven’t been out in a while.
fuck it!
you put on your best outfit and head out to a lounge.
it’s pretty gay friendly.
you sit at the bar and scope the scene.
you see him.
he sees you.
after some smooth eye fuckin,
you invite him over to talk.
you decided after a good hour,
that you are ready for some fuckin.
we are men, right?
this is what we are suppose to do.
they say.
you go back to his spot and ya’ll both rock each others worlds.
after the clean up,
you say “bye”.
couple months later,
you are just sick for no reason.
you find out you have meningitis.
what do you do?…

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