Not Feelin’ The Funk

tumblr_mhb1uwX9eH1rbr986o1_500so i said when i started this site,
i was going to be honest about things i go through.
i would never out anyone i was dating/fuckin’,
but my struggles was up for grabs.
if you gonna love me,
you gotta love ALL OF ME as well.
the good.
the bad.
the ugly.
the funky?
since a majority of men lurk in the foxhole,
there are some things we DON’T talk about that we should.
plus i never know who is suffering in silence,
needs their β€œa ha” moment,
or should be aware for future sake.
now before i get into this entry,
i need to put up a disclaimer:

i am a very clean person
i am not sexually active at the moment

okay cool.
i am also prepared to be judged,
but it’s whatever.
don’t judge me like things can’t happen to you as well.
so lets get into it…
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SUMMER TIME FOX FRESHNESS (Lessons In Fresh 101)

First of all,
the weather is extremely disrespectful today.
It is HOT as hell.

Secondly,
do people shower?
I mean, do they really shower?

I walked past a Vixen earlier: STANK.
I walked past a Wolf earlier: STANK.

In the summertime,
you got to do a little bit more.
You can’t just roll out of bed and walk outside.
Especially in 100 degree weather.
So cum on in…

So, let’s get fresh

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YOUR BREATH SMELLS SO BAD IM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR FARTS!!

Men can be nasty.

There I said it.
As much as you will see these Foxes, Hybrids, and Wolves walking around here in nice clothes and nice bodies,
their hygiene can be also less than stellar.
More like STANK!!!

I have went on dates where Wolves were not “oh so fresh”.
A huge pet peeve of mine.

IN THIS LIFESTYLE, WE NEED TO BE CLEAN!!!

I was talking to Star Fox about a Wolf he was about to mess with.
Star Fox had his white T on and they were wrestling.
Well, the Wolf SAT on his stomach and when he got up,
the Wolf left a nice green streak as a reminder that he won the wrestling competition.
Needless to say, that Wolf did not get any butt cheeks…. ever.

Now, I can’t tell you to be clean.
BUT, I will tell you how I am so maybe you can get some ideas for your hygiene.
Nothing drives me crazy than someone who is just nasty.

They nasty.
House is nasty.
Soul is nasty.
Everything is just nasty.

Makes me wonder…

Are people just clueless… or do they just not care?
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