see,
this is the type of shit i talk about…
when i went to the pretty vixen’s new spot,
some of the whites were giving us the evil eye in the elevator.
the look on their faces was “why are they here?”.
i know we can’t throw them all in a box,
but you gotta watch your whole back while being black.
so ^that white she jackal in the picture above had a problem.
she saw a black vixen napping and decided to called the cops.
what she didn’t know was via “the grio”…
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nice car,
right?
well it’s a telsa model s.
it also comes with an auto pilot feature.
that means the car will drive on it’s own while you:

take selfies/videos for snapchat
pass the hot sauce around for your fast food
get road dome while on a long ride home

the possibilities are endless!
well this one driver of the telsa model s decided to try something else.
an f-bi sent me this and well…
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i told myself don’t do it.
i said it on the way to my crib.
i said to myself:

“jamari…
when you get in the house,
go and write.
don’t go in there and be ratchet.
don’t!”

…and what i do?
you know what i did…
Continue reading “I Just Need 10 Good Minutes” →