I Love It, I Love It (I Love It When We Sword Fight)

The things these D/L celebs do.
Many of which confuse me.
But then again,
as long as you do not piss in my mouth, shit in my ear, or expect me to rape a cow or chicken…
I’m pretty much down for whatever.

I was talking to an Industry Fox last night who told me about an event that went down quite recently…

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A Baller Wolf Gets Wet While Sexting

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I always thought he was cute.
He has a big mouth that looks like he could do some damage on a Foxhole.
Who knew he would be the latest victim of sexting gone WRONG…

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Why Did You Even Open Up That Big Fat Mouth?

Look at this picture:

What do you think now that you know the REAL deal?
Does it disappoint you?
Or, do you roll your eyes and laugh?
I am moreso looking at her face.
Her smile seems forced and her eyes scream, “EXIT!”.

That picture got me thinking about contradictions.
Why do people contradict themselves when they know their day will come?

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PAUSE: Holy Homothugs Batman!

……… are half these rappers not the biggest homos?

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