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michael sam is blaming the gays for his career going nowhere

i always didn’t understand the point of coming out so publicly.
it’s like you get this massive celebration,
 confetti goes up in the air,
but as soon as the novelty wears off,
it ends up with no one giving a fuck about you.
you learn quickly that your sexuality doesn’t mean you’re a unicorn.
it’s like a celeb who has nothing else to offer.
you’re back to being a regular person who happens to be gay.
well ex baller wolf,
michael sam,
is “that person”.
hes’sblaming the gay community for it as well.
a foxholer sent me the article via “the blaze“…

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So They Essentially Used Michael Sam?

Screen Shot 2016-03-23 at 9.19.56 PMhave we forgotten about michael sam?
i haven’t forgotten about his bunz in trouser pants,
but it seems that the nfl used him.
duh.
i don’t think the following scandal will make you “gasp”,
but this is what the rams allegedly did to michael…
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Michael Sam Wants One More Shot For The Throne

Screen Shot 2016-01-30 at 2.45.19 PMwell he is determined,
isn’t he?
michael sam is trying to get back into the nfl.
i guess dancing with the stars didn’t call him back for the tour?
either way,
this is what the ny daily news had to say via a foxholer…
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Michael Sam Is Getting It Together

tumblr_nj5ruk4b5Z1r49l3lo1_1280i don’t know whats happening in this picture.
either way,
after careful deciding on our end,
michael sam is about to do a career change.
kinda.
i guess he realized that “football thing” hasn’t been working out.
so like any falling star,
he announced his latest life plans via twitter…
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Michael Sam Busted and He Can’t Get Up

Screen Shot 2015-08-15 at 9.48.34 AMspeaking of busts…
michael sam is all out of bust.
i can hear the moaning and groaning,
but lets be real.
anyway so michael hasn’t been having a good season up in canada.
last time he just up and left the team with no explanation.
this time he has a reason why he is quitting the team.
this is what he put on twitter
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Michael Sam Is Now A Single Baller Wolf

overandonewell i guess this sheds some light on why he up and left canada for “personal reasons”.
soooooooooooo guess what everyone?
michael sam is single and ready to mingle.
thats right!
the snow fox and him are no more.
finto.
kaput.
*spits on ground* patooey!
the forests were talking about the snow fox not wearing his engagement ring anymore.
also something about michael erasing all the snow fox’s pictures off his instagram.
yeah this is serious.
get into what “the daily mail” had to report…
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