“God, you’re so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron
He loves to romance ’em,
Reckless abandon,
Holdin’ me for ransom,
Upper echelon…” – national anthem, lana del rey.

i love good looking wolves and even better looking cars.
besides a range rover,
maserati,
and lamborghini gallardo,
one of my favorite cars is the bugatti veyron.

it got to the point i have random pictures of it as my desktop wallpaper.
in order for you to even own a bugatti,
you need to have bank.
i affirm i will own it one day.
(amen!)
well kerry rhodes must have it like that
because he woke up in one yesterday…

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New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco agreed to restructure his contract for the coming season, lowering his base salary to $1 million from the $3 million he had been scheduled to earn, according to a league source.

The restructured deal ensures that Ochocinco will be returning to Patriots training camp this summer.

The paperwork on the contract is expected to be turned in to the NFL Players Association this week.

Ochocinco, 34, struggled in his first season with the Patriots after being acquired in a trade with theCincinnati Bengals, catching just 15 passes for 276 yards and a touchdown.

The Patriots have added many new faces at the receiver position this offseason too, agreeing to deals with Brandon Lloyd, Donte’ Stallworth andAnthony Gonzalez. Deion Branch agreed to a one-year deal to return and Wes Welker received the team’s franchise tag.

SAY WHAT?!

After he pays his taxes, agent fees and child support he will be……broke.

Evelyn better start searching for a new come-up because I can see that Maserati he got her heading right to the tow lot.
Then people do not like her character at this point? Star Jones up in her ass and Jennifer becoming the break out star.

WOW… how the mighty start to fall.
She better go feed the homeless or save a cat from a tree.

See Ev, being an EVIL bitch doesn’t really prosper after all.

Foxes, let me talk to you real quick…
Do you like bigger cars?
Don’t get me wrong, I like a Maserati and drop tops like the next…
but something about a Navi or even a Range makes my entire situation moist….

That is how I like my Wolves.
Big bodied and can allow me to move around comfortably….

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Foxes,
how would you react if you found out your Baller Wolf cheated on you?

I would probably be hurt for a minute.
Depending on how long we were together, I may cry.
I may break some of his shit up and like Rihanna said:

I’m roasting marshmallows on the fire
And what I’m burning, is your attire…

His dick, balls, and WALLET would be MINE.

Juanita Jordan got half of MJ’s estate.
Vanessa Bryant got a pink diamond and real estate.

But Alicia Keys? Oh she got…

Continue reading “When The Baller Wolf Cheats (You Get Even)….” →