an f-bi was asking me if i watch married to medicine.
can’t say that ive watch the show,
but this rock em; sock em smack down…

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i love when white people do shit like this.
they could be straight as hell and put random objects in between their cheeks.
this white something,
Grawly,
posted this on twitter a couple days back:

of course,
he made the news and got his 15 minutes…

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confused wolf has been talking to me every day for the last month.
he was worried about me and did his usual flirting/over-protective bit.
i think we are married in his head.
anyway, he sent me a show in an email today and demanded i watch it with him on oovoo.

i literally couldn’t breathe i was laughing so hard.
all i kept saying was “wtf???“…

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only in new york.
too bad this homeless jackal should have knew better on the q train….

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miguel is one big pussy… monster?
lord.
i caused too much controversy today with jbrooka.
i’ll let you guys handle this one…

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i demand whoever made this show themselves!
thanks to you,
i nearly choked on my big mac….

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