Don’t Look At My Bunz, Hunz.

lookawayuh huh.
i see you staring.
you ain’t low.
so as you know,
wolves love them some round fat mountable bunz.
what if those bunz were attached to someone with testicles?
hmm.
sounds like a typical day of any jack’d account holder.
well fousey tube decided to test that theory with a prank.
“yoga pants prank”.
well..
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Paul George Will Be Performing At The 2014 NBA Allstar!

Bgjj0FsIgAA8jHYso i just heard,
but it hasn’t been confirmed yet.
paul george and his band will be performing “la cucaracha” at halftime.
take a look at his band of hombres…
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AHS COVEN x SHARKEISHA (The Mashup)

tumblr_mzvgbbIBiQ1tpqd4ao2_500so who saw american horror story: coven last night?
*raises hand*
now who liked madison getting her ass tagged by misty?
*raises both hands*
well godonmars from tumblr wanted to enhance that epic beat down.
he mixed it with sharkeshia and well…
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Kandi’s Talking Got Ya’ll Caught Out There

Screen Shot 2014-01-06 at 5.03.51 PMsince chuck is talking,
kandi is also returning the favor.
don juan has a game for you guys!
can you guess the song?
anyone?
i gave you enough clues!
okay fine.
check below for the answer
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Any Other Thot Sucked Dwyane Wade’s Pipe in Atlanta?

dwyanewadedicksuckhow inappropriate!!!
even tho i tinkled myself from laughing.
you gotta watch out for these unfiltered thots.
they will do anything to ruin “the moment”.
such as the one you see here.
like what possess a human to say some shit like that out loud?
god i love the lower class.
anyway i’m sure dwyane wade said to himself:

“um a bunch of people sucked my dick in atlanta.
some with my teammates.

which one were you?”

heatlowkey: already starting out messy.
the ( x thot ) is kinda pretty tho.
too bad all she got was some nut and cherished memories.

Don’t Talk Back To Ya Mama

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
“damn what did he do?”
she in her curlers too?
you know shirley got work in the morning.
after the day i had,
i could depend on tumblr to cheer me up.
i am in legit tears.
you know black mama’s don’t play.

lowkey: the person recording ain’t shit.
lmao.