the self help guru who throws a mean penis

On social media,
it seems all the attentionistos have a grift.

personal training,
massage therapy,

but my favs are the ones who do relationships advice.

some are genuine; others are clearly selling well packaged bullshit for sex.
one of my Foxholers sees right through the following self help guru attentionisto.
his grift seems to be:

“I’m going to give relationship advice/be a life coach…
if it helps bang as much holes as possible.”

i saw a video of him throwing a mean penis and instantly hit up my Foxholer…

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christopher matthews wants to coach you so you can take (life) it by the balls

when i think of a life coach,
i think of someone who is going to help me find a sense of direction.

they understand my needs,
or lack their of,
and try to help me find the right path for my life.
they will be tough but still gentle enough for me to understand.
i’d require someone who has been properly trained and has credentials.
i want to see reviews from past clients as well.
i require a lot when it comes to coaching me for success.

It seems that attentionisto,
Christopher Matthews aka @kingedcam,
is trying to do something different.

a Foxholer sent me a drop that he wants to coach you to take it.
by take it,
i mean life by the horns because he is getting into the life coaching business

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it’s safe to say we’d all like to be coached by bryan

can we font about his chest real quick?
i can’t.
so i can admit i post a majority of “fantasies” that might be straight.
“might be” because the tea ya’ll send me…
eek.
i wanted to highlight someone who is confirmed “one of us”.
so i posted this pic a while back on the fohxole ig:

…and unlike some of the rest,
he responded nicely in my comments.
see!
this is how you leave a lasting impression!
well his name is bryan and he’s a life and relationship coach.
can we get into the looks tho…
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