Tag: liar liar
Something Wicked Comes This Way (Out Fox)
so she tried to fuck with me.
she is always trying to fuck with me.
that’s nothing new.
i had to out fox her yet again.
she gon’ have to learn to give it a rest…
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If I Was A Girl (Id Slap The Disrespect Out This Hoe)
i had a moment today where i wondered what if god made me a girl?
sure id be at the #nfldraft parties in vip with no thong on,
wearing the fuck out that wet n wavy,
and making sure i smelled like vanilla daily.
oh and i’d also be in handcuffs for stomping in a hole in liar liar’s head…
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That Hoe Ova There
i’m not perfect.
if you would asked me a week ago:
“would you mess with a wolf who happened to be married?”
….more than likely i would have said “yes”.
sure judge me all you want,
but i can admit to my inner ratchet hoe.
i have been in situations where ive had to make a moral decisions with wolves.
sadly i lost.
god was working on me.
i did have some good times tho.
don’t look at me like that.
anyway so right…
liar liar,
who i really should rename thotalina,
reminded me today why making a moral decision actually is the better one…
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Tears of a Clown
“jamari check the calendar.
we have a meeting at 4pm today.
the vp and “liar liar” are also meeting with us.” – my boss.
oh jesus.
that is when i felt the butterflies in my stomach that wanting to escape out my butt…
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