UGH.

will post later.
leak underneath my sink.
cleaning up.

Baller Wolf Marcus Jordan Had A Small Penis Leak Last Night

marcus jordan,
son of michael jordan,
had a booboo last night.
he tweeted his penis picture by mistake,
but cleverly erased it before anyone else saw it.
he must not know my f-bi doesn’t miss a thing…

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OMG! You Don’t Want To Feel The Wrath of #yeezus !

i didn’t do it,
but if you did ooooooohhhhhh….
youuuu innnnn troubbbblllleeeee…..

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Remember The Baller Wolf With The Big Meat?

remember him:

how can we forget.
well he was in this scandal:

Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

…i’m still looking at that hoe sideways.
either way,
i couldn’t find joey’s twitter or instagram.
hoodsworld,
my love,
tracked him down…

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Stephon Marbury’s Peen Gets Some Wet Leakage

i use to think ex baller wolf stephon marbury was kinda hot.
he had a nice little body and some charmin cakes.
i always wondered if his big head matched the little one down below.
my girl mandii b from full court pumps got first dibs.
you know i had to share with the foxhole..