Would you settle for the knockoff version of something instead of the original?

earlier today,
i was at dunkin,
indulging in my usual iced coffee.
it was one of those “i deserve!” days.
while i was casually scrolling through my phone,
i heard this deep and low voice behind me.

“Can you add caramel to this coffee,
please?”

it sounded like work wolf…

i saw him again today.
this morning.
i was late for work and had to get on the last train car.
i actually need to be in the front.
well there he was.
standing there looking all serious ‘n’ shit.
the “tyler lepey” knockoff i want…
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