method man is a full zaddy zick these days.
he is 50 and still giving us fantasy.

 

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so one of my best friends said to me recently:

“There are people who are embarrassed to speak to you again.
They are embarrassed by what they did to you so they CAN’T speak to you.”

the crazy part is depending on who you are and how you come at me,
i’m always down for a conversation.
you’ll be surprised how people treat others when they hate themselves.
people can be real demons when they are fighting battles within.
it’s shocking that method man hated himself and had low self-esteem.
from what i remember,
he was always so charismatic and comfortable in his own skin.
he told a story about how he treated destiny’s child in the past.
he took that same moment to apologize for his behavior…

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my childhood.
le sigh.
^this is the only thing i ask for from beyonce.
the only thing.
well one was to have miss tina to stop making their costumes.
that was fulfilled.
the other is…

THE ORIGINAL DC4 TO REUNITE FOR ONE LAST TIME

b.
kelly.
letoya.
latavia.
coming together in the name of “90s nostalgia”.
well it started with letoya luckett last week:

…and then this happened last night…

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all the photos from gq have leaked.
i think.
she does come with surprises…

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practice makes perfect.
i always imagined that beyonce practiced every day before she became “beyonce”.
i still think she practices to be the greatest.
i read that her father would wake them (destiny’s child) at like 5 in the morning to practice.
to the point he would have them jogging in heels while singing.

beyonce takes her craft seriously,
which is why she is a mega star.
i always wondered why kelly wasn’t so great?
even letoya?
hell, the no named red-head?

not all of us are “beyonce“.
there are a ton of “kellys“,
the other two,
and that one vixen that was kicked out for smiling wrong.

that being said,
you always want to be the best.
even to be great at something,
you need to practice and create your own style.
you don’t want people to say:

“oh yeah he reminds me of…”

nah.
you need your own greatness.
but, does the same apply to relationships?
even, sex?
the amount of times we fuck/suck a hard dick (or cakes),
does it make us a master of a good fuck?
are you memorable?
do you put on a good performance?
do they cry because it is so good?
do people get sad when you leave the stage aka the bed?
i had to ask…

Is your sex game multi-platinum and legendary?

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