Looks like he wants to FUCK them all in the ass…
… and not in the good way…

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Imagine you meet a Wolf and he pulls a BIG ASS DICK out his pants????
Jesus Christ Almighty…

On some ol “Sooo… where you tryna put THAT?” shit.

I feel I’d have too

… just to take it!

BIG. ASS. DICKS.

Pretty to look.
Nice to touch.
But is it wise to have that pipe in your guts?

The problem with the owners of weapons like that
is that they do not know HOW to use it correctly.
How many Foxes have had a BIG ASS DICK cum inside and he just lay there?
OR, he shoved it in like he had no common courtesy?
And it is worse when your Velvet Walls are Ziploc tight.
I’ve had to punch a nigga or two for their lack of respect on my Foxhole.
I understand you want to fuck me but there are precautions you need to take.

#1
Eat me and finger me GOOD

#2
Slide it in SLOWLY

#3
Repeat steps #1

#4
When you get half way ask me, “Are you ok?”

#5
Pull it out and repeat #1 and #3

#6
Grind it in and beat it up AFTER I’m loosened up

#7
Hand me an ice pack and a cushion after you nut

As much as I like a BIG ASS DICK,
I think it’s better to suck on it and massage it.
Maybe even use it as a pillow or a baton to club niggas over the head with.
Throw money at it and watch it dance.
I do not know how my Foxes in relationships with BIG ASS DICKS do it.

I remember this one dude I use to talk to,
sent me a picture of his dick and it was halfway to his knee…

SEMI HARD…

we never spoke again.

On brighter news,
I hear most athletes are not packing.
Good…
well…
besides Kellen Winslow.
I hear his dick is a MONSTER and I’m not talking Kanye.

*crosses him off my list*

Later