You Ain’t Never Putting Fingers In My Bootyhole

tumblr_m6u2jd8liz1qbmrcdo1_500i guess the dragging got to him.
that’s what i was telling myself when i saw these latest tweets.
its funny how most straight wolves don’t want you near their tails.
i know some who will punch you in the face if you even grab it.
that sucks because most straight wolves,
and even the dominant ones in this life,
have the nicest and fattest bunz.
well kanye west wanted the world to know his wolf hole is “fanga free”.
this is what he tweeted,
as well as what god told him about using cubs in his verbal assaults…
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They Had To Dig In Ye Azz Cheeks Today

CZwXdtmWAAIy943sometimes when an animal ‘ack up,
you gotta remind them exactly who you are.
now i’m not saying go around and use things as blackmail.
no.
i’m saying when someone who knows you wants to get buck,
or finds themselves trying to call you out over pettiness,
you gotta remind them of their secrets.
just a hint.
something tiny that will make them shut the entire fuck up.
well this is what happened today.
lets rewind,
shall we?
so kanye changed his album title from “swish” to “waves”.
if the album is anything like the last,
he should name it “POLF”.
wiz khalifia thought it was disrespect because max b,
a harlem rapper currently in prison,
started the “wave” movement out in harlem.
wiz tweeted this:

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ye,
who thought “kk” was a shot as “kim kardashain”,
went the FUCK off.
a foxholer sent me a collection of all the tweets…
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The Prince of Reality TV Has A Name

tumblr_inline_mwspcilzrd1rn99k0so yeezus and sleezus gave birth to their baby boy.
everyone was wondering what they named their cub.
well they debuted the name and they chose…
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Kanye West Ain’t Gay and This Is Why He Ain’t Versace

Kanye-West-Fashionin “i’m about to go to bed” news…
kanye west thinks he is being discriminated against,
in the fashion world,
because he isn’t gay.
i know.
i don’t even have the energy to roll my eyes any harder.
i wanted a shift in the energy with that hard ass eye roll.
this is what he had to say via the huffington post
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Kanye Is Crazy As Cat Shit

PUUPcsikanye west is gone ya’ll.
he gone and i doubt he is ever coming back.
that rant of his for his mtv vanguard award was a mess.
does he ever thank his mother?
like…
i can’t.

lowkey: and then he trying to run for president in 2020 too?
we gonna war with every-damn-body.

Has Kim Kardashian Lost Her Entire Mind? (Or Has Kanye?)

cess_kim_kardashian_09_vi’ve seen some photo shoots in passing with kim kardashian i’ve liked.
they were done by professionals.
well kanye decided to style her for this shoot she took in france.
i cannot understand this…
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