“he’s a good man, savannah. a good man!”

What if a male is the ultimate fantasy to fuck,
but once you have both fucked each other’s brains out…
that’s it?
No sparks,
No substance,
and just one giant meh.

everyone’s still buzzing about victoria monét and john gaines jr. splitting up.
apparently,
she’s moving on:

leaving everyone asking:
why would victoria let go of such a fine,
fine,
and “did i font fine” wolf like john?

“If i was with John,
I’d fuck him absolutely stupid,
bathe him,
and drink his bath water,” said literally almost every gay and vixen on Bey’s internet.

but i want to challenge a thought…

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john gaines jr: the new hot local dilf?

I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.

there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,
they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.

after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…

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john gaines jr DMS are probably a war zone since he got a new apartment

in my social circle right now:

2 divorces.
3 breakups.

that’s the current state of my orbit,
and ever since we stepped into virgo season,
it’s been nothing but chaos in people’s relationships/marriages.
The Foxhole recently kept calling it:

There might be trouble brewing between Victoria Monet and John Gaines JR.

personally,
my foxy senses could sense something was up…

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victoria monet isn’t ready yet?

i’m not even gonna hold you but…

I literally listened to a Victoria Monet album for the first time last week.

 her song,
moment:

 

…popped up on a playlist and i “really heard it“.
sometimes,
your spirit isn’t ready yet.
i checked out her album,
jaguar,
and realized i’ve been missing out.
i only know of victoria because she bagged:

On Friday, February 26, the singer-songwriter announced that she and John Gaines welcomed their first child, a sweet baby girl. Victoria shared her daughter’s presence in the world with a close-up photo holding her newborn’s hand, and used her caption to reveal the baby’s name: Hazel Monét Gaines. Victoria also noted that Hazel was born on February 21, adding, “Mommy and Daddy love you so much!”, , PHOTOS TAKEN WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/gainsbygaines/

… fine-ass wolf,
john gaines jr.
she just came out with her second album,
jaguar II,
two weeks ago but fans thought she’d perform at the vmas.
mtv curved and told her…

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john gaines jr has a “moment”

before it was charlie lynch and marshun cooper,
there was john gaines jr from california.
marvin bienaime was the first photographer to put him on the map.
his pec-bouncing “eye candy” video is still iconic.
john has since moved on,
became a personal trainer and brand ambassador.
he can also add “music video love interest” to his title.
he starred as victoria monet‘s love interest in her video for “moment“…

 

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“Dear John” Gaines A Entry Full of Leftover Meat

we have discussed john gaines jr before.
#checkthearchives
well,
i gotta font ya
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