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disinfect the white house with all the *dettol once trump leaves

*dettol is a disinfectant i grew up with in barbados.
shit is powerful.

finally“.
that is what i said and my group chats said as well.
this transition from trump-to-biden was looking a little shifty,
but it seems that the end is finally near.
i was fully expecting to see chain locks on the white house doors.
it seems like the trump administration is finally admitting defeat

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joe biden needs our help and money in getting trump outta office

do people know to read the room?
i feel like they need to teach “room reading” in schools.
this week before thanksgiving in 2020 is a bleak one for many.
many of our thanksgivings are pretty much ruined.
i thought joe biden would know how to read a room better than trump.
he tweeted this and removed all doubt for me…

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the aliens have arrived? (last one to mars is a rotten egg)

i’m kinda ready for the alien invasion.
i mean,
i’d prefer that than:

imagine being on some hippolyta from “lovecraft country” shit?
they come and tell us some of us can move to mars.

BYE!” – says me.

earth is becoming way too ghetto and below the poverty line for me.


it seems like the aliens have already touched down upon us.
the alleged video of this news journalist tho…

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is trump gonna leave the game of thrones peacefully without blowing shit up?

when evil has nothing to lose,
it creates destruction and chaos in order to get its way.
it doesn’t care about who gets harmed in the process.
i learned that in season 6 of “game of thrones“,
a show that mirrored what those will do to achieve power.
good characters turned bad for it.
folks you thought behaved badly redeemed their characters.
when cersei lannister lost everything and was about to go to trial for her sins,
ultimately stripping her of power,
she gathered her competition and each of her enemies in one room…

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BIDEN WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no cap,
but 4 years of terror has finally come to an end.
america has fired donald trump.
i was in the middle of a podcast when i got the news.

BIDEN WINS

cnn highlighted that in all caps and big bold letters.
you know they were SICK of that orange oaf,
but there is something that bothers me under it all…

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aubrey o’day thought a nice cup of tea would keep us warm during the debates last night

trump looks like a turkey with that side profile.
so last night was the final debate between donald trump and joe biden.
biden had a sit down with kamala on how to drag.
trump pulled out his best narcissistic tricks to dominate the conversation.
“i’m the least racist person in this room”…
when trump said that,
i screamed.
all in all,
it was pretty good.
i learned nothing tbh,
but it was a moment in history to witness.
the biggest and best dragging went to the shape-shifting,
aubrey o’day.
she felt some kind of way during the debates and posted this…

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