i don’t know if andre marhold is an evil genius or has good demon dick.
it could be both.
i thought that jeffree might have been the one with the puppet strings but…

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bag is secured?
andre marhold isn’t doing anything that the attentionistos on ig aren’t doing.
you just can’t tell who is smashin’ the and vice versa.
when you meet a wealthy white male,
you enjoy the perks until they run out.
jeffree star is making sure his boo can flex right on his ig…

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the caption for this picture tho…

jeffree finally did the blood and cum exchange sacrifice for longer life?
i kid.
kinda.
so as andre marhold’s baby mama,
emma “leezy” chartol,
i know this shit-uation is probably all still a shock for her.
her baby daddy allegedly left her for lord voldermort and she’s in pure confuzzlement.
you know she has something to say.
well you’re in luck because a foxholer sent me her exclusive interview.
she is taking back her power ya’ll…
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i can make males very comfortable with me.
i’ll never forget,
years ago,
i went on a date with this author who was dl.
it was our first time meeting and i didn’t want some netflix and chill shit.
now he was acting all nervous before the date,
but once we were in that restaurant,
he was doing way too much.

Eye fuckin’ the shit outta me
Taking food off my plate seductively
Finding ways to touch me

he was making me nervous cause i was like wtf!!!!!
talmbout he wanted to teach me how to write books.
we didn’t kiss,
my lips never touched his privates,
nor did he get a whiff of this good stuff but i had that nose wide open.
i’ve realized that when/if a male is into you,
regardless of what the circumstances are,
they will let their defenses all the way down.
i don’t know whose nose is wide open between jeffree star or andre marhold.
both?
i mean andre out here cooking dinner on ig stories and doing alla this…
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in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,
solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.

everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.

“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”

well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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i’m not shocked anymore.
we always assume certain males are “better than that“,
but i’ve seen the finest wolves deal with the trashiest whores.
they’ll fuck,
propose,
and even have young ones with the lowest of the lows.
how many times have we seen someone get outed and wonder:

WTF were you with him??????

don’t ever think someone is too:

Fat
Ugly
Feminine
Out of shape
Nerdy
Loser
Messy AF

…to pull top tier meat in these forests.
never underestimate the power some of these folks have.
when beauty guru and problematic attentionisto,
jeffree star,
posted this today after made a joke of him playing with the wrong balls…
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