i wonder if jennifer lopez learned anything in this ben debacle?

Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.

honestly,
this mess is on her…

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so i watched kamala harris speech at the dnc and well…

This is such a beautiful shot.
It conveys a message the same way Obama’s run did.

Have you ever wondered why some people take so long to reveal their true selves?
Like,
why wait for the grand finale when the world’s been watching the whole time?

the ’24 DNC was one of those rare moments in history.
it was the kind we might never see again.
if you weren’t there or didn’t watch,
you seriously missed out.
honestly,
kamala’s speech last night on the finale…

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did a foxhole fav and his big meatz break up this relationship?

Looks like there’s a scandal brewing in the forests…
and it’s got one of my faves tangled up with one of my not-so-faves.

we’ve all heard the warning:

Never invite a third wheel into your bed.

threesomes have a funny way of turning into twosomes,
with you left on the sidelines,
but it seems this attentionisto didn’t get the memo the first time around.
( x we fonted about him here )
( x and here )
an F-BI,
(fox bureau of investigations for those always confused)
slid into my box with some juicy intel.
it seems my well-endowed fav might have found himself in the middle of a cuck mess.
the F-BI sent me this:

if the following is the reason,
seriously,
what were you thinking…

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i think we are missing the obamas frfr

Have you ever found yourself missing the Obamas,
wondering if we were just…
better with them in charge?

last night,
as i watched them speak at the dnc,
it felt like a wave of nostalgia mixed with a cold dose of reality.
the obamas have this way of making you want to level up.
michelle,
especially.
i’m glad that she has shifted her past stance.
she went from “when they go low, we go high” to:

“You come for me and I’ll dropkick you straight to hell.”

i’m here for every bit of it.

after the speeches ended and the tv went dark,
a thought kept circling in my mind.
is it just me…

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hi sisters! james charles gets some alleged video sext leakage

Isn’t it wild how the moment someone problematic drops their clothes,
everyone suddenly forgets what a mess they were?

take james charles,
who will be the example in this entry.
he was public enemy number one for the last few years.
( x see why here )
he was responsible for this iconic stan twitter meme:

the second some alleged video sext leakage put that big white tail on display

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Foxhole: if you do this, it ends with you winning the war

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?

in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder
than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…

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