the soft debut.
you know,
that moment when you subtly let the forests know you’re taken.
all those random solo trips weren’t actually solo after all.
they were all baecations and dates but you feel comfortable to debut them.

“No
I wasn’t alone on that last trip to Bermuda.
I was in a room,
riding a banana boat,
and sucking’ guava juice off my manz penis!
Here he is!”

the problem?
these debuts don’t feel organic and often feel forced.
it’s rarely as casual as a candid snap of them across the table,
as they are debating between chicken or steak.
nah…
it’s usually more like chrystian lehr’s style of him soft debuting his new boo…

these two are so strange to me.
i’m fascinated tbh.
so halle bailey and ddg spent months lying about her pregnancy,
was damn near being downright passive aggressive about it,
called everyone obsessed about their privacy,
but now that the cat is officially out of the bag…

i was JUST having a discussion with a foxholer about the following.
it was about males who have positive captions but still tryin’ to get fucked.
ya’ll know the types.
their captions are so uplifting while teasing prints and cheeks.
a foxholer sent me a the ig of antwain harley aka @muscledfaith.
he is flexing his faith pretty hard and…

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sometimes,
i’m confused we the black community.
we scream we don’t have places for us.
a social media app called spill,
which is promoting black users exclusively,
comes out and it’s hot for a second but…

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speaking of severe mental health issues…
so are we still pretending britney is just “voicing her thoughts“?
okay,
i’ll continue to play along.
so britney has deleted her instagram again and had her army scared again.

‼️ Britney Spears deactivated her Instagram ‼️

i got scared, i thought she blocked me LOLLLL ???????? pic.twitter.com/GcBrgk1taK

— Britney Spears Updates (@updatingspears) June 8, 2023

this time,
she posted something bizarre again and…

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sigh.
so i tole ya’ll the foxhole has eyes everywhere.
calen meeks aka tommy dickey is mad at me and i don’t know why.
i wrote about him ( x in this entry ).
calen had a few things to font about his entry and this happened…

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