i love to take a shower.
in the summer,
i will jump in the shower twice.
can we talk about my shower regiment real quick?
yay ok!
so first i lather my body up with ivory bar soap.
once i wash that off,
i take my washcloth and squeeze dr. bronners peppermint liquid soap on it.
i like how it makes my body tingle.
it might a lot to some,
but a fox just likes to feel clean and smell good.
F-YI: as soon as you get out the shower,
spray your cologne on your body while your pores are still open.
the scent lasts longer.
well it seems like i might take a shower too much.
it isn’t healthy apparently.
an f-bi sent me this write up from “elite daily” and well…
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perfection.
his features>>>>>
i love a handsome facial.
i gotta enjoy looking at you.

sometimes a fox likes em thick and light.
like this wolf i saw cum down my tumblr timeline here…
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jesus almighty…
look at what god can do!
so everyone knows bk brandon is my favorite trainer wolf.
okay…
he is one of them,
but you get the drift.
since i am looking for a trainer wolf,
i’d def hire bk brandon to whip me into shape.
i don’t want to be his size tho.
he is a mountain of pure meat.
not that “his size” is a bad thing…
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if you like a dark chocolate wolf that is.
travis cure is…
well i have no words.
my body is speaking tho.
actually my hormones are yelling obscenities.
just look at alla this…
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ok so i’ll admit…
i did not watch “i am cait” last night.
i know.
i know.
well mi is watching it right now.
i sat and watched it on an “apple juice” kitchen run.
it was at the part when her mother met “caitlyn” for the first time.
is it me…
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