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Ashanti Tells Us Something About Down Low Men We Don’t Know

i mean this gets a foxhole “duh” from all of us…

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I Hope You Will Stick Around After You Pull Out…

“come here baby.
aww look at you.
you know you bring joy into my life?
yup, you.
i thought i would be alone forever,
but you made me see otherwise.
you take care of me.
you protect me.
you love me.
i know.
i know baby.
wait!
wait!
your kisses are so wet!
hold on…
let me put some food in your bowl.
who is daddy good boy?”

that’s your story.
couple years from now.
talking to your only companion in this world.
your dog.
somewhere along the line,
you gave up on the hope of finding someone.
you became bitter and sad.
you were either too picky,
too hoish,
too stuck up,
too negative,
too angry,
too annoying,
too crazy,
…too something.
it has left you sitting there,
getting ready to watch another reality show,
with something that sits and barks on command.
proud of yourself?
are you satisfied with that?
have you come to the conclusion that would be your future?
or does that make you want to vomit?
i had to ask,
when you look at your life now..

Do you think you will die alone?

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Vernon Davis and John Wall Show Us What “Baller Wolf Body” Is!

you didn’t think i forgot two other baller woves in the body issue?
nfl vernon davis who plays for the san 49ers with colin.
nba john wall who play for the washington wizards.
i think drive in video meat would be much better,
don’t you think?…

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Kanye, And The Illuminati, Release Video For Black Skinhead

kanye released his new video for black skinhead.
album been out for a minute and no video/single.
i won’t get into that.
he needed to do something.
hova is coming for the win.
this video is kinda……. uh huh.
see for yourself.
some mobile devices may not be able to see the video…

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He Wants It “Waxed and Buffed”. Can You Handle That? (WM: 325)

“baby.
go and wash the car.
it’s filthy“…

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A Broken Ankle Don’t Mean I Can’t Fuck This Stage Up

awww our poor songzbird.
if he had performed at essence fest in new orleans
in a wheel chair this weekend,
i would have giggled (and then said “awww”)….