you been playing tonsil hockey with your wolf’s stick for a half an hour.
his thighs start to tense up.
“oh shit i’m bout to nut.
where you want it?”
quick!
um…
on your face?
in your hair?
in your ear drums?
down your throat?
well not so fast foxes!
it’s actually better for vixens to swallow.
aww poot!
i know.
they get all the luck, don’t they?
this video has that and other bodily fluid fun facts…

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so i keep getting emails about this guy.
yes i wanted to know who he was myself.
well i stumbled across him on accident.
he is cute and fun sized.
i don’t think he is a wolf…

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well i just saw the pics on tmz of evelyn lozada and her head butt damage.
i literally jumped back…

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breezy wolf has a way…
of fuckin’ up in every which way and then trying to clean it up.
he is like your friend’s annoying bad brother,
but you would let him smash on the low.
he tweeted that his new song with baby girl is about unity,
positivity,
and all that good stuff…

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your phone keeps blowing up this morning.
texts,
but a ton of twitter mentions.
did you become a star overnight?
what happened?
you just fell asleep at your homeboy’s house.
well when you get on twitter to see whats going on:

“lmao.”
“wow that is disrespectful.”
“i would kick his ass.”
“they probably some faggots.”

when you look,
you see you as the main feature in this picture…

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you know how i feel about the advanced version.
i’d take him down to the garden for a little dip.
an f-bi sent me his younger model and i won’t even lie…

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