“OMG MY GAY BESTIE IS SINGLE!
LET ME HOOK HIM UP WITH YOUR GAY BESTIE!”

that gets my entire goat.
hell,
that gets the entire farm.
i hate that shit and it seems like it’s done to gay males by the straights often.
i remember years ago,
one of my home-vixens tried to hook me up with black vixen cosplaying,
practically a vixen himself,
white fox.

a fox.
i’m like at what point did i ask for this?
it’s like someone knows someone who is gay and assumes,
since they are both single,
they are both compatible.
i’m always hooked up with others i’m left scratching my head about.
again,
that happened to me this week…

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Get ready for another installment of FOX MAIL!

And it is the first one for 2012 so this should be fun.
Here is the question:

Hey Jamari I just got put on to your blog this year and i gotta say you are a role model thank you for doing what you Do i feel like you can help me with a problem Ive been having.I’ve been with my bf for a year after a hook up the sex was banging but now after a year together the sex slowed down I love him still though but I’m hella horny when Im ready he’s not and vice versa  the problem is I’m a hybrid and he’s a fox he likes being dominated but when I can’t deliver I just eat him out hella proper and that’s it I get nothing.I tried to talk to him about how I the top isn’t getting satisfied but it turns into an argument and then this was after I moved in with him like I said I love him so much we have so much fun but I really want to fuck and sometimes I feel the need to sneak around but I feel so guilty just thinking about it

Do you have any advice?

Patient  wolf

“WELL YOU KNOW WHATZ!
IF THAT FOX CAN’T APPRECIATE A GOOD WOLF LIKE YOU…
YOU NEEDZ TO LEAVE HIMZ ALONE!!!”

I can just hear the audience on Maury now.

But seriously, this sounds juicy.
So The Head Fox to the rescue…
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The HumDrum Hook Up.

You ever been hooked up with someone who is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT your type?
Not even in your lowest moment, you could rock with this dude?

Scenario.
Your friend thought this particular dude would be Heaven Sent, like Keyshia Cole sung in that ballad.
This lifestyle leaves us with limited choices sometimes so you take up the offer because maybe, just maybe, they got it right?

You meet him and it is a definite NO.

Yeah.

Take a walk with me Foxes…

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