so i watched “it: welcome to derry” and well…

one thing about pennywise,
he is gonna torment you before he kills ya.

i think that is the beauty of this particular killing clown.

he is gonna bring the circus to your doorstep.

when i went to see it back in 2017,
the person i went with and i were scared shitless.
the part when he jumped out the movie screen made the entire theater scream,
including myself.
like a girl.
yup.

i never saw the original back in the 90s but they did a good job with the remake.
this version gave me “stranger things” but the upside down place is in the sewers.

sidebar: i must have been the only one who enjoyed the sequel.

so yesterday,
i decided to check out “it: welcome to derry“:

it’s the prequel to how this demon in clown make up came about and Foxhole…

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on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate ser criston cole?

Ser Criston Cole from House of the Dragon might just be the most hated villain in the Game of Thrones universe.

…and the reason why is because he’s so damn relatable.
unlike joffrey,
ramsay,

and cersei,
who wore their bad behavior on their sleeves,
ser criston cole is someone we’ve all known

ugh

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i was ready to drag the last of us remake on hbo max and well…

when i first got my ps4 back in like 2016-ish,
it came exclusively with “the last of us“.
i didn’t know what i was walking into when i got the game tbh.
i heard good things and that it was scary.

It had me HOOKED and became one of my favorite games ever.

the opening of that game is probably the best intro of any video game.
period.
as we grow up as millennials,
they are starting to remake our favorite shows and video games.
when i heard they were touching “the last of us” for tv,
i was like…

last night,
the premiere came on hbo max.
i was ready to go full drag-the-makers mode but…

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i watched “this place rules” and realized we are living in a horror movie

sometimes,
when i keep seeing something over and over on my radar,
it is meant for me to pay attention to it.
it’s like The Universe is kindly saying:

“Jamari,
pineapple bish,
I’m talking to YOU.”

.i saw the poster for “this place rules” on hbo max everywhere.
the premise was everything that led up to ( x january 6th, 2021 ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_rX9S6sU8

 

the day we all lowkey thought the united forest was coming to an end.
andrew callaghan,
a journalist,
went to every trump rally before that fateful day.
he interviewed alex jones,
the proud boys,
and various people from both sides.
so last night,
before bed,
i watched it and…

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so i watched barbarian last night and well… (help)

foxhole…
i watched this movie last night and i could not stop screaming.
my hand was to my mouth.
i covered my eyes at a point.
they “had” said on the social media forests:

Barbarian is the scariest horror movie they saw.

…and i was pumped.
you know i like a wild ride.
buuuuuttttttt,
ummmmerrraaahhhh…

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so i watched house of the dragon on hbo max and well…

you know i was hesitant.
game of thrones was my everything until that last season.
i could have watched house of the dragon live last night but i waited.
i realllllly didn’t want to waste my time.
when i woke up this morning,
i went sniffing for reviews and everyone’s fingers were a gasp.

“Okay,
good reviews.”

i decided to skip a nap and watch the first episode on hbo max.
um and with heavy spoilers…..

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