these two are so strange to me.
i’m fascinated tbh.
so halle bailey and ddg spent months lying about her pregnancy,
was damn near being downright passive aggressive about it,
called everyone obsessed about their privacy,
but now that the cat is officially out of the bag…

it would have been one thing if halle bailey just vanished.
she did all her “the little mermaid” promo and peaced out.
it would be another thing if someone saw her at the piggly wiggly,
gut full of human,
and came on rihanna’s social media to tell all.
nah.
it’s a whole denying being pregnant and then…

i think we are all into this game with halle bailey and ddg.
if they lived next door to any of us with these antics,
we would be peeping out windows every time they walked out the door.

“Baby look!
Look!
She got a coat on and it’s 85 degrees outside.
Wtf is going on babe?”

personally,
i’d think they were alien overlords or some shit.
so after months of hiding tummies,
halle decided to get up out her chair recently and:

wait- pic.twitter.com/v91fR9THFZ

— lazy love ❤️‍???? (@lazyloveari) December 25, 2023

those tits look like they are allegedly filled with milk.
i guess the alleged baby outed them because during a live stream,
we heard the loud cries of a bundle of joy…

hollywood stars moves so funny.
when pr people see a story is moving with their client,
they will make sure to do everything to keep us talking.
they will send out false stories just to keep names in papers.
some will even drop tea with their clients permission to create buzz.
notice how all the buzz happens when a project is coming out.
i’m confused with halle bailey atm cause…

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i think it’s in our best interest to stop seeing “the pretty” in someone.
by that,
meaning they should choose “the right thing” because of how they look.
some of us associate attractiveness with purity/common sense.
i don’t know who halle bailey is trying to fool…

…but she looks very pregnant here,
there,
and everywhere.

if she isn’t,
she is eating good off that ariel check.
everyone is stressed and upset that is might be pregnant.
they are saying that her rapper of a jackal,
ddg,
doesn’t deserve her or her eggs.

here is something to consider…

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i gotta go see the little mermaid soon.
i had other plans this weekend but i know the folks were gonna show up.
we did!

The movie swam to number 1 with 117 million opening weekend.

yay,
us!
this is def gonna be halle bailey’s year.
of course,
the foolishness could not be avoided.
a shouting match happened in one of the showings…

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