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demarco morgan came in, sat down, and got comfortable and we forgot tj holmes existed

if you wait long enough,
you will watch your predecessor fall so you can rise.
it’s like when the understudy gets their big break after the star gets the flu.
tj holmes seem to be out on good morning america but his understudy,
demarco morgan...

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guess which abc “the bachelor” realized he’d rather give roses to males?

there comes a point in a male’s life where he realizes he can’t do “straight” anymore.
he can’t keep hating the side he tries to repress any longer.
as much as he dates vixen,
you truly can’t give them what they want.
there is this honeymoon phase when you date vixens as a suppressed gay male,
but like anything else,
that goes away after a few weeks or months.
not only that,
when you’re suppressing gay,
you start hating vixens because they aren’t what you desire.
you can tell by the misery on their faces in pics and videos.
that or she is just really.
fuckin’.
annoying.
ex nfl baller wolf,
colton underwood of abc’s “the bachelor“,
decided he couldn’t do “straight” any longer…

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Omarosa Wants To Sit At Your Table At The Cookout (Mine Is Full)

doesn’t she not look like a demon?
~~i bet she is a freak tho.~~
anyway,
omarosa made her rounds today.
she made sure to be front and center at “gma” for her exit interview.
michael strahan,
who is really fine in person btdubs,
had the pleasure of interviewing her this morning…
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When Keaton Jones Mama Did Clownery, The Clown Snatched Them Donations

uh huh.
that’s right.
^that’s the face of fear.
it’s a race against the clock foxhole!
there’s an important thing at stake.
what,
you may ask?

58K

well,
56k.
ya’ll been asking back for your donations.
kimberly jones,
the mother/hyena to keaton,
is on the morning show circuit.
fuck his schooling!
they allegedly don’t like him there anyway.
get this muhfuckin money!
this is their first interview with “cbs this morning” today…

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Blac Chyna Has A Dragging and Child Support On Her Mind

okay…
kellon got her in a nice “distressed snow bunny” wig.
not mad.
so i’m kinda on the fence with this blac chyna/rob kardashian story.
one side of me is interested.
another is waiting for them both to go away.
decisions!
so blac chyna took the “by the balls” show on the road this morning.
she appeared on “gma” to talk about rob and the revenge porn of her nudes.
this is what she had to say…