“batty big watch how mi love it up
Bend ova and spread and mek mi stick it in and bun it up”

the caribbean massive know what this is about.
i just heard this song and was like:

“wait a minute doe?????”

i can’t wait to see miley pop to this…

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that ragga who posted that picture of the gun on his sis…
that really bothered me yesterday.
he got what we wanted tho.
j cole retweeted him plus he got a few followers in his attention whoring.
being extremely hood is “it”.
miley cyrus and these snow bunnies are takin’ twerkin to a new level.
rihanna and breezy wolf make “ratchet” look kinda cool.
they even got beyonce changing her tune.
you will be surprised how ghetto these stars are behind the scenes.
don’t let the media training fool you.
hood rats and their imposters are everywhere!
anyone with free wifi can access the internet on their computers and phones.
don’t even get me started on camera phones.
i started to wonder if being common is in?
are you taken more seriously when you are ghetto?
the white people are doing it so it’s cool now, right?
i’m sure all the ghetto females at my old job are still employed.
i had to ask…

Is life better as a hood rat?

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“put it in baby…”
nothing better than stickin’ your dick in that wetness.
“oh god…”
the grip around your pipe like a suction up.
“fuck…”
sliding yo dick in an out.
“shit…”
that wetness lets you know you and your dick is appreciated.
“take it off…”
nothing is better than getting lost inside that wet….

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let’s talk about fuckin’.
i wanted to fuck last week.
i wanted to fuck my grief away.
i wanted to get fucked so hard,
i would see stars that star fox would appear before me.
even if his ex wanted to fuck,
i would have turned it down.
the one time i wanted to get my ass handed to me,
i couldn’t do anything because i had a little problem.

as a fox,
we know this problem all too well.
it can come from a multiple of sources,
but once it happens,
you are pretty much left with sitting it out or using your mouth.
yeah.
you already guessed.
the hemorrhoid.
the ultimate pain in our ass.
no matter how small or fat our butt cheeks are,
ain’t nothing worst than that.
we are like family so “tmi” in advance…

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the game is always thought as someone nice enough to fuck,
but when he goes and does corny shit like this…

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welcome to the entertainment industry.
a place you have been struggling for a while.
you do __________.
you been trying to get noticed for your talent.
you see everyone rising the top but you.
so you keep on working your ass off.
well it finally it happened.
whatever you did caught on and stardom has happened.
everyone knows your name now.
the blogs are giving you full support.
the foxhole has even featured you as “baller ______”.
you get invited to all the a list events.
good seats with no questions asked.
you get to network with people who actually make moves.
everywhere you go there is someone wanting to take your picture.
good right?…

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