Oh were you?
Then wassup boo?
You don’t have to wait anymore…
Because these moves down here….

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…. shit I’m curious.

I see him acting all extra in these videos of his.
I wonder if he can slang some serious pipe to a hot ‘n’ horny Vixen?
With this body….

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But out of all the “please put the camera down” light skin Wolves,
At least this one ended up on television…

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LAYDOWNSOMERUBBER:

THE MAIN EVENT

Welcome all my Foxes, Wolves, Vixens, and Hybrids.
Today we do one of our favorite past times on IJF:

LAYING DOWN SOME RUBBER!

In today’s LDSR battle event,
we have two of the FINEST porn stars and the question is:

WHO HAS THE BETTER TAIL?
WHO IS THE ALL-AROUND BETTER PORN STAR?

Continue reading “LDSR (33): SLAYER VS STROKES” →

Be sittin’ up in my room
Back here thinkin’ bout you
I must confess,I’m a mess for you…

I am sure this would have been different lyrics in 2012.
It would have been called, “Sitting Up On His Facebook“.
Something about being on the Books, going through his pictures, and stalking his wall.
Sending him messages every three seconds; and then checking to see if it was read.
You know: stalker lite.

Sidebar: Ever since Instagram came into the picture,
I scroll down my timeline and all I see is random faces of the same person.
Like 2 to 136 of the same face shot in the most random poses.
I thought Vixens were bad, but these dudes nowadays are a hot ass nigger-razzi mess.
This one in particular:

This nigga here on Instagram…
OOOOHHH WEEEEE!
Listen…
This nigga better live up to every EXPECTATION and FANTASY, I know that much.
He needs to be making close to 75k a year,
slang dick like Jesus appointed him the official dick slayer on Earth,
feed small children all over Africa,
and still have time to wrestle crocodiles on the weekends.
I had to stop following him because he is VAIN as hell.
If you read the comments,
these Vixens would suck the crust out his toes trying to get chose.
It was almost sickening to see the THIRST because he is also THIRSTY as hell.

So I have to ask… are you thirsty?
Have you ever had a thirsty moment?
How do you know that you aren’t?
As much as we all like to think we are God’s gift to a pretty penis,
we may be repelling potential dates by the way we get when we are super attracted to someone.

How do you act when you interact with someone fine?

Continue reading “I Didn’t Know A Glass Of Cum Actually Quenched Your Thrist” →

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day  going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…

Why are you still single?

Continue reading “Dear G-Spot, My Bomb Pussy Needs A Permanent Dick.” →

… and we love him for loving them!

Don’t be upset Derrick.
We are always happy when you show us that you are also a part time model,
as well as incredible Baller Wolf.
Derrick is featured on the May issue of GQ.
Here is a quick sneak peek…

Continue reading “Derrick Rose Loves His Nut Huggers” →