i won’t lie,
when i saw ^this pic of when megan thee stallion recently with dj khaled,
i was confused as to the location of the bandages.
as you know,
she was shot in the foot by alleged gunman,
tory lanez.
well megs is sick of ya’ll questioning her about this gun shot wound so she…
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inconsiderate jackals really burn my biscuits.
like,
did the parents teach them any manners?
so the penguin clearly lives in new yawk.
after his life of crime,
he is “one of us” now.
bitter,
i’m sure.
so i’m standing on the train by the door,
minding my business,
when…

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if i was a betting fox,
i would have lost.
so chris brown is in the news yet again.
this time,
it’s alleged he stomped on a fan’s head.
i know.
well it seems to be a misunderstanding according to chris.
so this is what tmz had to say…
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that isn’t an idle threat anymore….

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i have the real full blown interview with chris culliver and artie lange.
you know.
the one where he puts his whole foot in his mouth.
well, down his throat rather…

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