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Get That Tape Measure! (I’m Fitting You For Some Condoms)

~~are folks even tryna wear condoms anymore?~~
~~or are they depending on prep to be the replacement?~~
well if you still wear condoms,
look no further!
a condom company wants to fit you for the perfect condom!
one for your true size!
so no excuses about:

“NAH MY DICK TOO BIG TO WEAR ONE!”
“IT’S TOO TIGHT!”

nope.
no more of that.
check this article via fortune…
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I Like It When Its Fitted Just… Right.

everyone.
meet carmelo anthony back in 2005.
that was when everything needed to be “big”.
well those days are long gone,
but it seems some people are still wearing over sized clothing in 2014.
you wanna know the secret to looking good in your clothes?
well i’ll tell ya…
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His Butt Cheeks Look Better On The Right Side Than Left

so i keep getting emails about this guy.
yes i wanted to know who he was myself.
well i stumbled across him on accident.
he is cute and fun sized.
i don’t think he is a wolf…