before i get into the following,
i’m playing devil’s advocate for a minute.

Some of ya’ll got ya’ll world rocked by someone that wasn’t physically attractive.
Don’t even play cause not all your bodies were IG attentionistos.
You had that one whose sex blew you out of the water.
If they were to put you on blast today,
we would all be wondering why would you mess with “that creature”.

former child star,
orlando brown,
loves to talk.
people deem him crazy for all his wild behavior and spilling tea.
so far he has outed his alleged past relationship with raven symone,
that trey songz is allegedly gay,
and that nick cannon allegedly gave him head.

Orlando Brown says Nick Cannon gave him head pic.twitter.com/8QRvM95HQp

— Taqkii like the Chips (@taqkii) January 22, 2020

in another wild outing,
he said that bow wow allegedly has…

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i’m gonna try to be classy about this following story.
i’m giving you ample warning.
so everyone meet trans-he jackal,
nikki joly.
he was a gay rights activist no more.
why the “no more” you ask?
he decided to pull an alleged hate crime hoax and well…
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i nearly died.
okay,
i’m being dramatic,
but i could have if what happened earlier went left.
so i decided to take myself to lunch and a movie today.
i don’t do that enough.
i really wanted to see the new “jurassic park”,
so i got my ticket in advance.
fast forward to me in the theater now.
i’m a damn good seat,
when…

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love,
or something like it,
can make you do crazy things.
i know.
although this following story gets a “come on bruh” gif,
it is real life for some.
so a gay male finds out his dl boyfriend had a vixen.
they usually do.
well he decided to set himself to fire and…
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the roof was definitely on fire.
thankfully i’m not dead.
smh.
so about last night…
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you gotta be careful what you ask for.
god will provide you with it,
but it will come with a price.
if you’re lucky,
the price might b absolutely free of charge.
in some cases,
you may have to give up something….
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