so i can’t watch the nba allstar game,
well,
because i have no cable.
i wasn’t really interested in it this year anyway.
one of the vix-bi sent me fergie performing the national anthem.
foxhole…
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i don’t know HOW this happened…
you ever had a song creep all the way up on your ass?
especially when you was trying to hate it?
well it’s this “milf$” track by fergie…
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even i asked myself what was the sorcery behind ^this.
well kim kardashian heard all our questions,
in and out our heads,
and decided to address it on her snapchat.
so kim was one of the featured guests in the new fergie video,
“milf$”.
don’t even ask.
well that was one of of kim’s featured scenes and…
well…
her waist looks non existent.
ironically a bag or large sweater isn’t hiding it.
kim was legit walking around with props tho.
so this is her answer…
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